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avatar LelandEMcKnight 1 year.ago

A bicycle clown and his girlfriend go to the abortion clinic...

The doctor takes one look at the clown and says to his girlfriend, "I'll terminate this mistake for free, before it ruins your life... But the abortion will cost ya $200."

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