The doctor takes one look at the clown and says to his girlfriend, "I'll terminate this mistake for free, before it ruins your life... But the abortion will cost ya $200."
Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
But it’s kind of dry.
It was inTENTse!
It was executed.
I was shocked when every single one of them stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I told them "I'm not letting any of you fix my car!" and left.
It’s a BBQueue
Womb temperature>!​!<
Wasabi?!?
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Much less painful.
Bartender says there's a hundred guys in the back room that would like to talk to you.
Why’d the Greek bust melt? It was left in the sun too long. But it’s marble! No… it was Plato…
more jokes Here waiting for you
best dad jokesjokes for adultHere, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!
Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆